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It's the "Persian" Gulf for a Reason

Dear Reader,

As quoted Friday: History comes first as tragedy, then as farce.

The Empire Squeaks Back

Eager to get in on Israel’s airstrike success to distract from his domestic failings, the President has plunged us into war with Iran.

A war in the Middle East. Over purported WMDs. A second time in 22 years.

At this rate, we average 1 war/11 years.

Mission Accomplished

We did not e…