Thanksgiving 2022: Why Is It Called a Turkey?
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As a Former Semi-Vegan, I Can Say:
Turkeys deserve to be eaten.
Having gone to school in Boston, I have walked through the valley of the shadow of death—otherwise called a guano-strewn dirt path around Chestnut Hill Reservoir occupied by a flock of hissing Canada geese—but nothing compares to the terror of the time a lone turkey tracked me around the per…
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